Posts Tagged ‘marijuana’

  1. All of their songs are about killing white people, politics, anti-Christianity and Satan. All of their lyrics. All of them! With metal, consistency is key my friends.
  2. The extreme metal band (I mean that in the best possible sense of the word) featured (or did feature at one time or another) members of Fear Factory, Static X AND the Dead Kennedy’s.
  3. Stage names include the following: Pinche Peach, Fantasma, El Cynico, Cristo De Pisto, El Sadistico and Marijuana Machete.
  4. The first album was largely banned from public sale because the cover art featured a shot of a hand holding up a real decapitated head. According to legend, the head in question was a victim of serial killer Adolpho de Jesus Constanzo. Costanzo’s crimes arguably make Richard Ramirez and Charles Manson seem like rank amateurs by comparison. ¬†A movie about his cult starring Sean Astin came out 3 years ago.
  5. The gimmick: They perform under fake names because they are Mexican drug lords, hiding their identities behind masks because they are wanted by the Fed’s. Their lineup has changed over time and could be different at any point, much like the Residents.
  6. Song titles include the following: The Macarena (cover), El Patron, Demoniaco! and Machetazos!
  7. Album titles include the following: Spanglish 101, Mextremist and The Mexecutioner.

In case you need any further convincing, click here. Or here.

This makes Unsane album covers look practically tasteful by comparison.

It would appear to be the case that whenever someone with my admittedly common Christian name does something admirable and newsworthy, almost immediately someone else with my name feels compelled to do something  idiotic and noteworthy.

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Exhibit A: Nathan Hall successfully survived two tours of duty in Iraq while serving with the South Dakota National Guard.

Exhibit B and C: Nathan Hall arrested for gang activity and selling weed to pay off…wait for it…his weed bill.

/Face palm