Top 6 Alternate Uses For The Oil Spill Term “Top Kill”

Posted: May 27, 2010 in Uncategorized
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6. New TV series about testing firearms starring Don Johnson, Cheech Marin & The Ghost Of Hunter S. Thompson

5. 1990’s-era Jean Claude Van Damme film, the one where JCVD pours oil down the throats of BP executives until their stomachs explode.

4. 1980’s-era Nintendo video game with “all your base are belong to us”-translated Engrish dialogue for the cut scenes. “Somebody set up us the bomb! You have no chance to survive make your time!”

3. Imaginary sex act made up by junior high virgins who’ve never even had a girlfriend yet.

2. Now defunct ZZ Top cover band from Macon, GA.

1. X-Men villain.

Photo courtesy of CBC News in Canada

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