Guitar face or ‘O’ sex face? You be the judge!

Posted: December 5, 2009 in Uncategorized
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“Who says I can’t get stoned?

Call up a girl that I used to know

Fake love for an hour or so

Who says I can’t get stoned?”

—John Mayer, “Who Says”

Stevie Ray Vaughn is dead, yet John Mayer still lives. Why, God, why?

I am far from the first person to comment on the creeper expressions John Mayer displays mid-solo. But that doesn’t mean it’s not still funny as hell.

My muse? Throwaway sex, weed and Steve McQueen retrospectives.

But it’s obviously more than that. I hate John Mayer with the unquenchable fire of a thousand burning suns. To describe his new album “Battle Studies” as easy listening is an insult to the genre. I suppose you could say this was the best album of the year if you are an indulgent tool who thinks it’s about time men were more honest about how they really think and feel. And by honest I mean utterly disgusting and wholly reprehensible by every quantifiable measure.

Guitar face: Putting the "adult" back in adult contemporary music

Comments
  1. After you watch this, maybe you’ll change your mind and think he does deserve another listen. Who knows?

    http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/wfy

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