Sheryl Crow: the best environment helper is only using 1 piece of toilet paper per visit. Earth: please stop buying her crappy CD's instead. 1 month ago
If you consider life insurance to be the most boring profession ever, then allow me to introduce you to the accounts payable department. 1 month ago
Last night I cranked up Metallica's "Ride The Lightning" while organizing my girfriend's tampon drawer. This is the opposite of being metal. 1 month ago
Sequel title idea - Breakin' 3: Acoustic Hullabaloo 1 month ago
Nothing like an all-day conference where all you do is talk about your job with your peers to make you realize how truly boring you are. 1 month ago
Apparently tomorrow's an Alaskan holiday, Seward's Day, that everyone but me gets the day off. Originally misheard it as "Sewers Day." Oh... 1 month ago
Upside of tonight's less-than-stellar open mic turnout was my girlfriend got to test out the laugh track app she downloaded on her phone. 1 month ago