So, naturally, the wife blames himself for her son’s death and becomes convinced all women are inherently evil. I don’t wanna give the whole thing away, but let’s just say you’ll never think about crushing a man’s genitals with a block of wood the same way ever again! Or drilling a hole in someone’s calf in order to bolt a millstone to their leg, for that matter. Oh, I almost forgot! The widower beats a crow and buries it alive while the widow performs an amateur clitorectodomy on herself. So, if you like a lot of wife strangling and funeral pyres and animalist religion, then have I got the perfect date night/family event for you! I recommend you watch it together with someone you want to murder. *sigh*
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More Sax In Your Violins: Nathan Hall Explains It All
Posted: December 12, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: alexander payne, antichrist, bernie madoff, brian fellow, charlotte gainsbourg, david bowie, dr. manhattan, hung, joan baez, kevin spacey, lars von trier, mad men, moon, mst3k, sam rockwell, serge gainsbourg, the prisoner, tracy morgan, v, watchmen, willem dafoe
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Straight Palin’ i.e. Pulling A Sarah Palin
Posted: November 28, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: adolf hitler, al franken, ann coulter, bad commercials, bio-fuel, creationism, evolution, godwin's law, hunter s. thompson, iamastandupcomedian, intelligent design, iowa, Kanye West, Limp Bizkit, mst3k, nathan hall, racism, riceville, richard dawkins, Ryan Seacrest, sarah palin, stephen jay gould, Tarzan, teri hatcher, Twilight, vice magazine
If you say writing doesn’t count, it won’t count. If you say writing is a more of a hobby than a “real” job, than it will stay a hobby. If you believe writing doesn’t matter, it won’t matter. And where does that get us as a culture? Writing blogs no one reads, just another lonely dreamer’s voice in the wilderness that will never properly be heard.
