- Detroit, Michigan’s new slogan is “Fire sale! Priced to move, everything must go!
- I like to think of myself as a creative person. But when it comes to chest hair fashion, it would appear I am woefully way behind the times.
- Bacon is now officially overrated. Get over it and give it up, post-ironic hipsters. The bacon scene is game over.
- Is there a dating site for nerdy Star Trek fans who live off the land in Montana? The part that Ted Turner hasn’t bought yet? Probably.
- The Weather Channel is now going to start showing movies. Instead of, you know, the weather. I suppose it could always be worse…Fox could buy it and start blaming the Democrats whenever it rains.
- I hate Jack Van Impe. I love Pee Wee Herman. Any questions, class?
Teh A.I.D.S.
