18 Signs That I Am A Pretentious Tool (According To Details Magazine)

Pretentious Tool

1. I’ve taken an inspiration photo of John Cusack to my hairstylist.
2. I only watch TV on DVD.
3. I invest in vinyl.
4. I think Zack Galifanakis is just so funny.
5. I miss the warmth of 35mm film.
6. I prefer the British version of “The Office.”
7. Moleskine.
8. I use periods instead of dashes in phone numbers.
9. I have a thing for typefaces.
10. I listen to Grizzly Bear.
11. My business venture has a social-networking component.
12. My favorite late-night host is Craig Ferguson.
13. I’ve refrained from buying a book because it had the Oprah’s Book Club insignia on it.
14. I think the only acceptable fast food is In-N-Out.
15. I know the correct pronunciation of acai.
16. I frequent a bar without signage.
17. I have a favorite animated documentary.
18. I’m not renewing my “Details” subscription.